Thursday, February 26, 2009

你在看誰家的黃臉婆?

你在看誰家的黃臉婆??這篇文章寫得真好,讓人懂得知足啊!

***已經有家室或是男女朋友的人要多看看喔!!!...***

有個朋友告訴我這故事 --他說 ...

每天我都在辦公室看到她,這個女同事精明幹練 穿著簡單不落俗套,她的五官不美麗,卻有著自信般的神情,眼神散發著利落的光芒。
我每天看到神采飛揚的她,就不自主的被她的氣息所感染,便自然而然的也提起幹勁來。
每天,在辦公室的時間,是我最神采奕奕的時間。
因為她!只要看到她在。我的心便為之振奮。
幾年下來,我覺得,我的心已經被她所征服了!
我自己也不知道,我是被她的什麼條件所吸引我就是好喜愛好沉迷於看著她,我也不知道我是不是愛上她 我就是...
我就是不知道如何自主的不去把眼光放在她身上,可是她卻不知道!
每天每天,都有著一個男同事,隔著幾張辦公桌,靜靜的、偷偷的,緊張的看著她!

相對的,每天下班回家的時候,我都非常的猶豫是不是要走進那家門。當我的手握在我家門的門把上時,我都有股衝動要轉身離開。
因為,門還沒有打開,我就可以聽到一陣聲音,這樣吼著 :
阿明!!叫你把電視關了去洗手 !!阿你在那還給我混!!!!
爸爸已經要下班回家了!!! 你還在玩電動!!!
阿還不去看看弟弟奶奶喝完沒有!!!
在那幹麻啦!!!!

還坐那跟石頭一樣 !!!你是沒有聽到我在說啥阿 !!!
再給我唸一次你就好看 !!屁股馬上給我離開那椅墊!!!!!!!
是的!她是我老婆,那石頭是我大兒子,那喝奶的是我小兒子。

吃晚飯的時候,我都要面對這張面孔,松垮垮的家居服,用鯊魚夾夾在後腦杓的頭髮,
額頭耳旁掉著凌亂的散髮,兩顆無神的大眼睛看著我,一張停不下來的大嘴叫喊著我兒子!

雙手還要不時的擺動,來襯托與誇張她那大嘴說出來的言詞!
抱怨著今天大明如何的不乖,小寶寶如何的吐奶哭鬧;有時,真希望可以 24小時的加班,當然是她也一起!那對我真是一種享受.... 一種夢想阿!!

這天,星期天早上;
我出門散步,順便到附近的商店買早餐。可是,不自覺下,我居然散步散到這女同事家附近,
天阿 ....當我回過神來,我才知道我居然走到這來。我心想,我的下意識裡居然是如此的希望接近她!
今天不說更待何時!我毅然決定要像她表白我的心意!!
即便是我已經結婚有家室
我希望由暗戀,可以提升為任何更高層次的關係!!

於是,我找了附近的一個公用電話,撥了通電話到她家
喂~的一聲!
是她接的,我馬上掛了電話,這證明了她在家,太好了!!
我便豪不猶豫的提起步伐往她的公寓走,上了三樓她家,提起我當初娶我老婆的勇氣,我按了她門鈴

來開門的!是一個掛著散亂頭髮,上身只穿了件小可愛,下半身一件小花花短褲,脖子上掛著一條發黃的圍裙,一隻手抓著鍋鏟,另一隻手還在那發黃的圍裙上擦拭著

她看了我一眼,顯然沒有認出我是誰!便馬上又回頭看著屋內吼了出來!
小明 !!! 你完蛋了 !!一早起來就給我開卡通!! 你刷牙洗臉沒有!!!
去叫爸爸跟姊姊起來刷牙洗臉了!!你娘我在煎個蛋就可以吃早餐了 !!!

她順手把門關上,留著在杵在那張大眼睛的看我站在門外,我還聽得到她在叫喊著:
大清早的就有推銷員來!! 有沒有搞錯阿!!!!........


故事到此
我當下頓悟,原來,我所崇拜欣賞的,竟也是另外一個男人的黃臉婆!!
你在看哪個男人的黃臉婆呢??...

我覺得這篇文章寫得真好,讓人懂得知足啊!

男人們,別再輕易地想入非非 ....
有沒有人來寫一篇「你在看誰家的糟老頭?」之類的


每封信都代表一份緣的傳遞.......
看信是一種幸福、它代表你有空閒..
沒空看信也是一種幸福
它代表你有比看信更重要的事忙著...

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Horoscope for February 25, 2009

"Tensions are running high right now, and you're going to have to put extra effort into not flying off the handle when someone says something that sounds rude to you. Give people the benefit of the doubt, especially the newer people in your world. They might not know the rules, and it's really not up to you to teach them to them. This person will learn the lessons they need to learn eventually, and it's best for you to walk away from any dramas that they create. You don't need it."


--- wah...quite accurate le....somehow i think my way to talk v him is ok la...i got control la...hehe....if not, really 'boom' him gao gao la...hehe...but today really very stress la...aih...big challenge waiting me la....depend how i plan to do it....i still need time to digest la....who can help me la...feel pening now....huf...jz hope will be better soon....bless for me...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Naked runner

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband'shome early!"
"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run? "
"Nope.........just when it's raining."

haha.......

Monday, February 23, 2009

Give Your 100% in any relationship

A Small Story
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any relationship like love, friends, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Lovely!

cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSabaYour Heart is your Love, cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your love is your Family , cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your family is your Future , cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your future is your Destiny , cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your destiny is your Ambition, cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your ambition is your Aspiration , cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your aspiration is your Motivation , cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your motivation is your Belief cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your belief is your Peace , cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your peace is your Target cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Your target is Heaven, cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba
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Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS cid:3B5443F8673B48B4AD5BA6C40CE4EDD7@SabaSaba